FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY

my-friend-the-frog:

a little more headcanons: dirk got sick, he was used to take care of himself and jake panicked when he saw dirk cause he didn’t knew what to do to help him (cause he’s not used to nurse anybody), still he wanted to take care of his friend (cofcofboyfriendcofcof) and dirk is a really stubborn kid.

• Age: 20
• Where I’m from: California
• Where I would like to live: I've always wanted to live in Seattle, or somewhere on the east coast.
• Favorite food: I like all food. Can't go wrong with sandwiches or pizza. Also anything involving rice.
• Religion: Atheist. However there is strong evidence that our dark lord Cthulhu is making a return soon.
• Sexual orientation: Super homo gay.
• Single/taken: Single, how I feel about that depends on the day.
• Favorite book: John Dies at the End. House of Leaves. Game of Thrones. There's probably more.
• Eye colour: Brown.
• Favorite movie: Ugh, too many. Garden State, Sword of the Stranger, Fight Club, Oldboy, Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are dead
• Favorite TV show: Current? Supernatural or Bates Motel. Ended? Lost and Arrested Development
• Favorite band/singer: This changes a lot; Periphery, Gojira, La Dispute, My Chemical Romance, and Driftless Pony Club are the top 5 that come to mind.
• Random fact about me: I like to build computers? I dunno' I'm not very interesting.
• Favorite day of the year: Halloween is pretty fun, but also friends birthdays are cool.
• If I have any pets; if so, their names: Kitty named Hitomi
• What I’m listening to right now: Missive's bandcamp page.
• Last movie I’ve watched: The Great Gatsby
• What’s my ringtone: Periphery's "I lost my lunch in my pants"
• Favorite male character from a TV show: Uhm, does anime count? Cause probably Ed Elric.
• Favorite female character from a TV show: Def Charlie from Supernatural.
• What my name means: Eh, I was named after Alexander the Great, pretty boring.
• Favorite superhero: I'd have to go with Spiderman.
• Celebrity crush: Slenderman

wildparsnip:

karkat on a clipart chair

(via thisworldendswithme)

acquiesce-cronabunny:

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

If only Splash actually worked like this

(via kitten-burrito)

astronomy-picture-of-the-day:

This dusty island universe is one of the brightest spiral galaxies in planet Earth’s sky. Seen nearly edge-on, NGC 253 is only 13 million light-years away, the largest member of the Sculptor Group of galaxies, neighbor to our own local galaxy group. The detailed close-up view is a five frame mosaic based on data assembled from the Hubble Legacy Archive. Beginning on the left near the galaxy’s core, the sharp panorama follows dusty filaments, interstellar gas clouds, and even individual stars toward the galaxy’s edge at the right. The magnificent vista spans nearly 50,000 light-years. The frame at the far right has been compressed slightly to bring into view an intriguing pair of background galaxies. Designated a starburst galaxy because of its frantic star forming activity, NGC 253 features tendrils of dust rising from a galactic disk laced with young star clusters and star forming regions. NGC 253 is also known to be a strong source of high-energy x-rays and gamma rays, likely due to massive black holes near the galaxy’s center.

thegoldenpilot:

beepbeep-pyrocar:

WHAT NO FUCK

(via babydaves)

fivetail:

graciousdraws:

i drew happy boyfrans

thanks for hosting that reverse tmi jam last night, five. youre really great at giving advice and stuff. here’s a johnkat to add to your communism folder!

(ﾉ´∇`)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[HEAVY ELSEN BREATHING]

Oh man look how fuckin happy they are.

My favourite johnkats are the ones where they’re happy.

This is fucking precious, thank you so much.

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via ikimaru)

super-psychic-paper:

AU: Dean and the Walkers

(via theplaidwinchester)

survarium:

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